Lizette Bolton

Nobody is ugly. There are just different levels of beauty. Therefore, everybody is beautiful. Even you, the one reading this tweet.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Sometimes it takes losing everything you thought you needed, to gain everything you ever wanted

[Michelle Erickson @lbedinadze]

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

[Charlene Dotson @tsidyakova]

A jealous woman does better research than FBI

[Diana Collier @LanaTistol]

There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on Facebook.

[Frances Taylor @DmitrevskiyMr]

Never let someone steal your happiness... it was never theirs to take.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Understand the difference between what you're getting... and what you deserve.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

I am on a seafood diet...I see food and eat it.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Meeting another person as drunk as you are, and immediately becoming best friends!

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

I always give 110% at work, I just happen to spread it out over five days.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

So I'm told if you post a secret on your Google Plus page or Second page on the Google Search...it's still a secret.

[Velma Jones @izumixBlon]

*Browsing Facebook* *See's bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!

[Marcia Rock @85Ilariya]

The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

All the girls who die for a zero Figure.. Remember 'Real Men go for Curves....Only dogs go for Bones' ENJOY.. !!

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

It's getting late and the kids are still hunting for eggs... Hmm, I guess I should've hidden some.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

STD free, NO kids. Life's GREAT !