Kathleen Miller

Let everything happen naturally, Never force it.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

"Um, it's like that in every country, son."

[Mary Nicholson @AsonovMs]

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[Barbara Hooper @KonichenkoNice]

never mistake my silence for weakness. no one plans a murder out loud

[Denise Cordes @85Zosima]

I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Dear Michael Jordan please start making condoms so these people will start wearing them..

[Susan Everett @xyjojRa]

Grammar jokes are funny: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

[Jennifer Green @vasimaa1]

Never let success get to your head, or let failures get to your heart.

[Dorothy Vasquez @tarzime]

You know, I wasn't convinced about that complicated political issue until I saw your overly simplified bumper sticker.

[Dierdre Bowman @XGpundik]

Don't mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Kicking ice cubes under the fridge when they hit the floor.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

[Lucy Kutz @dobroslavab1]

Twitter : The one social network your parents haven't ruined yet.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Some of your best memories will come from your dumbest decisions.

[Patricia Badilla @gelchiganierus1]

I just woke up 5 minutes before my alarm was set to go off. What kind of Inception bullshit is this?

[Rita Salazar @1992Ignashev]

Understand the difference between what you're getting... and what you deserve.