Kathryn Scriber

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Voldemort is like a girl.He has a diary,a favorite ring & necklace,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores & an obsession with a teen boy.

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea..." "That's cool and all, but I'm human."

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

Relationships are like drugs, they either kill u, or give u the best feeling of ur life.

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

"Dad, what does 'gay' mean?"

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

I take the USB from the computer without safely remove it because I like danger.

[Rebecca Brantley @otrashevskiyar1]

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it is called golf.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

When a bird craps on my car, I like to sit outside and eat a plate of scrambled eggs, just so all the other birds know what I'm capable of.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Food Bed Music Twitter Cellphone = Perfect day..

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss.

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

"Um, it's like that in every country, son."

[Tobie Vrooman @DkumekhovG]

"My memory is so bad..." "How bad is it?" "...How bad is what?"

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

Hellurrr!!

[Katherine Sowell @zkorelko]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Pamela Meneses @MrZonina]

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography." - Mark Twain

[Kathryn Scriber @AlbiraMr]

I'm not late boss, I just took my coffee break before coming in.

[Michelle Goodrich @78Anosova]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Kelly Mills @AlmyashevagE1]

If the shoe fits... buy it in every color.