Geraldine Grover

Never regret anything. Everything happens for a reason.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

So I'm told if you post a secret on your Google Plus page or Second page on the Google Search...it's still a secret.

[Rita Hamilton @86Dubovets]

If you're SKINNY as hell [borderline anorexic] you ain't got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Your life?

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Michelle Petterson @BfeofilaktL]

Nothing will ever change if you just sit there and don't have the balls to make it happen.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: I'm going to the store to get Oreos. Cop: Double stuffed? Me: Of course. Cop: Carry on.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

I Hate That Feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Rumors: carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by ignorants.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it is called golf.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

RETWEET and see what happens!

[Donna Peterson @Tuvishova6]

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass..

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

"I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better" "No, the rapper you idiot" "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper?"

[Ruby Wilson @otihuKipp]

Paper cut = A tree's moment of revenge.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Hellurrr!!