Joyce Pool

People never change. They just become more of who they really are.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

Person : You're blocking the view. Me : I am the view.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

Ain't no HOE worth losing your WIFE, & Ain't no BEEF worth losing your LIFE!

[Priscilla Holman @81Dosifey]

Two things to remember: Don't make decisions when you're angry, and don't make promises when you're happy.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

If Facebook retains ownership of everything you post, I'm going to upload my debt.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a question.

[Gail Tejeda @88Sluzhitel]

A computer science student cleaned his hands with a soap after removing a virus from his computer.

[Bonita Valencia @neplokhovam]

Teacher:How old is your dad.Student:He is as old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Student:Because he became a dad only after I was born.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

Those who say they "sleep like a baby", haven't got one.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

90% of the ocean remains unexplored and youre telling me mermaids dont exist?

[Margie Farrar @MrZyurnyaeva]

I'm a lazy texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Facebook: Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking "Don't care.'' "Whore." "Your life sucks." "Song lyrics." "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist"

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20. Me: What?

[Laura Curry @PichkovaRada]

Sometimes being single is just a vacation from all the bullshit.

[Stacey Persinger @IskuiShagolina]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Ruby Wilson @otihuKipp]

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

[Karen Castro @87Papach]

Never regret any of the shit you've done, Because in the end it's what makes you who you are.

[Gail Tejeda @88Sluzhitel]

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.

[Kimberley Rose @ichernizov]

That awkward moment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it.