Judith Snow

Be strong when things fall apart.

[Mary Wallace @polynkov1973]

Sometimes God doesn't give what you want. Not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more!

[Judith Snow @sass841]

Nothing is more Beautiful than a real Smile that has struggled through tears..

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.

[Judith Snow @sass841]

Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?.

[Emma Jones @MansurovaAyli]

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

[Judith Snow @sass841]

If practice makes perfect. And no ones perfect, what's the point of practice?

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

[Judith Snow @sass841]

That awkward moment when one twin calls the other twin ugly.

[Judith Snow @sass841]

Am I on twitter? Hell yeah! Did I text back? Fuck no! Did I see your subtweet? Surely did. Do I give a fuck? Fuck no!

[Alene Gibson @iberliz1]

When I'm ignoring a phone call, my phone seems to ring way longer than usual...

[Judith Snow @sass841]

Being Addicted to sex is like being addicted to pizza. When its good its great, but when its bad, its still pretty good.

[Mary Hopkins @BakuninSeveryan]

Don't complain about the dentist fee of $90 for 1 minutes work to extract a tooth! He can make it last longer!

[Judith Snow @sass841]

That awkward moment, when someone get hurt and you laugh ,then you realize that its serious.

[Becky Castile @vanyutina1983]

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you like them that much

[Judith Snow @sass841]

Can you find the mitsake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did

[Janet Potter @zlokazova2016]

Sex is like software: For every one who pays for it there are hundreds getting it for free.

[Judith Snow @sass841]

RETWEET and see what happens!