Danielle Pace

Honestly, I don't have time to hate people who hate me cause I'm too busy loving people who love me.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

"Um, it's like that in every country, son."

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.

[ₑₗₒₙ ₘᵤₛₖ @chernavkin95]

The 1st restaurant on the moon didn't do very well. It had great food but no atmosphere.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

Relationships last longer when everybody doesn't know your business.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

I am going to buy a dog, name it naked and tell people I have to walk naked down the street.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

Alcohol's the answer...I don't remember the question.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

Don't give part-time people a full-time position in your life

[Susan Baker @zdorovenkov]

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

[Frances Taylor @DmitrevskiyMr]

All I heard was "I swear it'll be fun" and then we were in jail.

[ₑₗₒₙ ₘᵤₛₖ @chernavkin95]

Good things WON'T come to those that wait! They have to take the things that are left by those who got there first!

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like

[Stephanie Crane @GorodkevichW]

Remember and enjoy this moment because before you know it, it will be Monday morning.

[Tobie Vrooman @DkumekhovG]

Two things to remember: Don't make decisions when you're angry, and don't make promises when you're happy.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Stacy Secrist @klukashik]

A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his handwork.