Flora Parker

Dear Guys, Be careful what you say. Always remember: A girl never forgets.

[Lisa Soto @ChernyakinKarl]

I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

[Priscilla Holman @81Dosifey]

I love it when I randomly find money in my clothes. Its like a gift to me, from me.

[Bonita Valencia @neplokhovam]

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

You're 12...you should be sucking on lollipops not dicks.

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Rebecca Thomas @CoolPilipeyko]

Ever noticed how your funniness goes up 100% when you are around your best friend?

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, and love those who hurt us and hurt those who love us. *Sigh*

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Krista Gates @sogreshilin]

Waiting on oomf to text back 1min 2mins 3mins 4mins 5mins 6mins 7mins 8mins 9mins 10mins this hoe mu

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name = The life of Rihanna

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

How did the Dinosaur pass his exam? With Extinction!

[Elizabeth Lopez @titenskaya]

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

[Dina Rodriguez @pdobretsov]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of ur eyes.