Lea Peck

Sometimes, just being there is enough.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

Ain't no HOE worth losing your WIFE, & Ain't no BEEF worth losing your LIFE!

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "I love food".

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

My doctor said I must bathe in milk but I couldn't get into the bottle.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

Life Guard: Don't dive off that board! There's no water in the pool! Dummy: It's ok I can't swim!

[Karen Allender @PoteenkoMs]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

"What's a c-section?"

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

Everything's funnier when you're supposed to be quiet

[Anne Robinson @76Protas]

Good things WON'T come to those that wait! They have to take the things that are left by those who got there first!

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

ME: "OMG I have to tell you this story about -" *starts laughing* *deep breath* "Ok there was this -" *starts laughing*

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

I don't care if you don't like me, I wasn't put on this Earth to please you.

[Cindy Underwood @ingalov_lukyan]

You give me respect, I return respect.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up. ;)

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

3.14% of sailors are Pi rates.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

[Doreen Coleman @agafangeld1]

I was a premature baby. My father wasn't expecting me.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.