Elizabeth Lee

Why do we always ignore the ones who love us & love the ones who ignore us.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Michelle Funes @rudzkiyv]

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

[Priscilla Holman @bakhishevavita1]

I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating

[Eloise North @53Bezdelina79]

I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.

[Stacie Brasel @92Nepogodina]

Relationships last longer when everybody doesn't know your business.

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

I don't regret meeting you. I regret trusting you, thinking you were different.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Theresa Miller @kborozdichev]

Whenever someone rings the doorbell, my dog always assumes it's for him.

[Kimberley Rose @ichernizov]

Voldemort is like a girl.He has a diary,a favorite ring & necklace,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores & an obsession with a teen boy.

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

I am on a seafood diet...I see food and eat it.

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

Cars and bars means stars and scars.

[Diana Fontenot @votinov83]

I wonder why guys mistreat and disrespect women. But then expect life to hand them a good woman when they're ready to settle down?!

[Dorothy Vasquez @tarzime]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

[Winifred Sorensen @94Akhmadeev]

10 & Playing. -> 11 & Looking. -> 12 & Kissing. -> 13 & Touching. -> 14 & Sucking. -> 15 & Fu*king. -> 16 & Pregnant!

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

Don't place your happiness in someone else hand, because once they're gone, so is your happiness.

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

I like to put little paper umbrellas in the toilet bowl so my dog feels like she's on vacation.

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

Why couldn't the ghost get a drink at the bar? They don't serve SPIRITS!