Jared “The Human Turret” Goff

Pro Bowler | CS Major | Ordained Minister | 9x plasma donor

[Jared “The Human Turret” Goff @uDeckerr]

if you act like a pussy dont be mad when i fuck you💯

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All beef hotdog in the halocaust museum cafe #misogynykink #shrink

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Jesus Christ #shrink

[Rickey “Meat Missile” Malone @RickeyMMM6]

“The birds are gonna dig this lid tilt” #ferda

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We still never found out what those Iowa pledges were getting up to #gooningcontest

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@NFLMemes Cookies!

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@Methodz Happy birthday big Tony

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@YourCDLPal Uni is playing for checkouts

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@SibDMDL @DylanEnvoy @lavartate This time we take everything

[Jared “The Human Turret” Goff @uDeckerr]

You ask a fast food worker for some napkins and they look at you like you just asked for some pussy

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@YourCDLPal Open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want the MVP

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@rorichann_ @SoapFPS @Exnid_ @KiSMET6_ @allukaa7 AG wouldve hit him with the angle slam

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@overtakeing “Catch the car ahead” mate I have no brakes no tyres

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@BenJNissim Tipping poor sportsmanship alright

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Hinge date said she didn’t know she was into beastiality till she met the GOAT

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@Methodz Nice purse scump

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@overtakeing So thankful for Cadillac

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🚨 Tarik Skubal to face trial by the masters of the mythic arts 🚨

Source: Shams

[Jared “The Human Turret” Goff @uDeckerr]

I dont love you I don’t remember you would’ve had me airing the place out

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@TarikSkubal Saluting the regime

[Rooster Romano @RoosterRomano]

If the Dodgers played Israel in a baseball game, I’d be in the stands with a Yamaka on my head

[Jared “The Human Turret” Goff @uDeckerr]

@overtakeing Whole team on pto this summer break