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Wing Commander is the pinnacle of western civilization. IYKYK

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@JOBhakdi Imagine having the opportunity to buy Tesla at ipo and thinking the smart move was not to.

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@jimcramer 69 shares for early Xmas!!!

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@sean697 @McNabbonCJOB What about an old timey fireman line with buckets? Then you wouldn’t need gas or a pump.

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@McNabbonCJOB Dream job.

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@butler_rf @ScottJenningsKY They know what they’re doing.

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@jota_snchez This weirdo has TDS so bad you shouldn’t listen to anything he says.

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@ParishPatriots @PackageGuy747 @BowTiedRanger Yup. Mormons used to be kinda cool. I didn’t renew my Ikon pass because SLC is a bunch of lame woke tards now and it isn’t worth listening to them on the lift.

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@RedWavePress More for Ramen than Bass is obviously bs.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The guy outside is like " wow 🤯, please can I chill here as you ladies go shopping"😂

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@hthieblot Doctor Scientific

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@djmarkfarina Bro

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@gaiagps can’t get rid of “start free trial” after you iOS update.

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Spencer Pratt OBLITERATES Karen Bass’s FALSE Narrative That “Hurricane-Like Winds” Burned Down the Pacific Palisades: “This is a big thing that we got to stop saying. The wind in the Palisades, because I was there till my house burned down at the top of the hill, it never was above 40 mph. Planes were flying, helicopters flying. Altadena had the catastrophic hurricane winds.”

“A whole 2 hours away from the Palisades. We didn't have a wind problem. We had a no-water problem. Two empty reservoirs.”

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@original_ngv She was probably screwing with you becasue she liked you (pulling a girls hair, eg)

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

U.S. Forest Service law enforcement is now asking for the public’s help identifying a group of Indian nationals seen defacing Cathedral Rock in Sedona, Arizona, a sacred Native American site, with furious Americans demanding their immediate deportation.

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@Styx666Official I’m using this for my Tinder profile.

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@TheCensoredRock I think it was always been that way but a bunch of us leveled up and it’s just more noticeable now.

[American Debunk @AmericanDebunk]

I wrote about this in a recent article. She says she loves Spencer Pratt for his content.

She doesn’t name a policy at all, just talks about why she’d loved to be associated with him.

This is how most women vote, and why all Liberals vote.