Ulysses

[Josh Brooks @F530Josh]

If your HVAC guy has a wrapped sprinter van and an iPad, you're going to overpay by about double.

[Ulysses @uLITsses]

@aadaavaan Hippos are the absolute worst

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

Him

[Brant Fuhriman (2sticks1nation) @2Sticks1Nation]

It’s okay. He is on the Lord’s errand in helping the youth come closer to God.

[Ulysses @uLITsses]

@timmby204292 @HimCrow88 @Eddyfisher230 It was one of the best movies for putting you to bed.

[gab @owndeceiver]

Kelly Clarkson proving that she is the ONLY mainstream singer who can sing Golden on the original key live 😭

[ale gomez @alegomezmty]

Tus primos gringos en los 90 en la fiesta familiar.

[Ulysses @uLITsses]

@RefereeC21621 Enough said penalty to Argentina

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

apparently the only place left without ads is a book

[Mandy @rabbimandyx]

If you pay a "retarded" woman $300,000 to humiliate you, you're probably the retard.

[⌖ @kwillscrewU]

I truly believe music taste is somewhat a reflection of intelligence.

[dej ⁷🪽SAW HIP HOP PHILE @daisydeja]

the workers in the theater watching us sit and wait for a post credit scene

[m @skitzocat]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

if you’re unemployed you’re legally required to start running in the direction of the amber alert

[Ott🦦 @Ott_TheOtter]

iphone settings search bar is generally fucking useless holy shit

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

George Lopez ass scene

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Ulysses @uLITsses]

@damzychillin I was going to say Pogba but he won a World Cup so he will have to remain standing for now.

[Ulysses @uLITsses]

@zeldajunkielol2 God changed it to LED