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Victory Loves Preparation. Liverpool And Mamelodi Sundowns Fan.

[Mandla Tovey Jivindava @MandlaJivindava]

Please be specific because I’m confused rn 🤔

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Gucci a cold nigga lmao

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

“Siyawa lesostulo, woza la embhedeni”

“Manje uzolala ngoJean?”

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[telle @telleeetubby]

Sengenzela ukuthi lyngane zami
zikhalele upstairs>>>

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

One of the best things that can happen to your career is having a good boss, especially in your early years.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

everybody… give yourselves grace. we’re living in such bad, EVIL times.

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

the worst move a nigga can make is losing faith in God.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane

[👻 @NOVATHEGHOST]

Nigga be unlockin flows off his own flow lol.

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

So we must leave home. go to work for more than 8 hours, eat, drink, hold it in all day and then come back to poop at home, so we are not considered "disgusting" by Sizwe Dhlomo, the poop monitor??

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Evenings after work are way too short. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭

[B @BrendanLLM]

man discovers foreplay

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

Katt Williams words will forever live on.

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

Women be like “I had no idea he was gay.”

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

I’m gonna start following white ppl they’re probably talkin abt real estate over there

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

FULLY? To fully enjoy that city you shouldn’t be earning, you must be stealing.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

They need to knock her out for what she did to her son

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Mosquitoes seeing you sleep naked under a mosquito net :

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I haven’t seen a woman pull money from her bra in forever

[Peaches 🍑 @_KingArii]

Sit down and heal super coochie