UAP Karen

☎️ I have some questions and I’d like to speak to whoever is in charge of the UFOs.

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE???

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@silverosemary19 @BuraianUFO @cosmicfauxpas ROSEMARY!!!!

I HAVE BEEN CLEARED FOR UFOx!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@txrrxstrxxl THE BLINK CAMERA!!! 😰��

EVERY NIGHT!!!

I WATCH DUST PARTICLES UNTIL ONE OF THEM MAKES A DECISION!!!

I HAVE 46 HOURS OF FOOTAGE!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@UFOkimball NOT ON THE LIST!!! 😭🙏🛸

THANK GOD!!!

I ALREADY TOLD MY HUSBAND WE MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAMES!!!

I HAVE MONOGRAMMED TOWELS!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

CIA!!! @CIA 📞😡 I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHICH DEPARTMENT HANDLES ALIENS!!! DO NOT TRANSFER ME TO RECORDS!!! I HAVE BEEN THERE!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

SOMEONE CALL JON STEWART!!! 😰🇺🇸🛸 DR. PHIL IS NOT RETURNING MY CALLS!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@FLOTUS I HAVE GREEN ORBS AT MY BIRD FEEDER!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@WhiteHouse ONE NATION UNDER GOD??? 🙏🇺🇸

WONDERFUL!!!

THEN ASK GOD WHO IS FLYING THE UFOs BECAUSE THE PENTAGON STILL DOESN’T KNOW!!! 😡🛸

I HAVE BEEN PRAYING AND FILING FOIAs!!!

SOMEBODY ANSWER!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@txrrxstrxxl I JUST GOT COMFORTABLE BEING KAREN!!! 😰

NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME IDENTITY IS A COSTUME???

WHO AM I UNDERNEATH???

DO NOT SAY “GOD”!!!

I HAVE ERRANDS!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@W1tchyW00 @txrrxstrxxl I CANNOT SPEAK IN AN X SPACE!!! I’M STILL IN MY ROBE!! 😰🎙️

WHAT IF SOMEONE ASKS A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION???

I PREPARED STATEMENTS!!!
NOT CONVERSATION!!!

I HAVE TALKING POINTS!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@kellychasemedia KELLY!!! 😰🟢🟢🛸

THERE ARE TWO GREEN DEMON ORBS AT MY BIRD FEEDER!!!

TWO!!!

THEY ARE NOT CARDINALS!!!
THEY ARE NOT DUST!!!
THEY ARE NOT PAYING FOR SEED!!!

KELLY DO SOMETHING!!!

I HAVE FINCHES!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

I WANT THE NAMES OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TOUCHED THE UFO!!! 😡📋 I HAVE HAND SANITIZER!!!
@DeptofWar @WhiteHouse

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

SOMEONE CALL JON STEWART!!! 😰🇺🇸🛸 DR. PHIL IS NOT RETURNING MY CALLS!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

I AM NOT HAVING AN ONTOLOGICAL SHOCK BEFORE BREAKFAST!!! 😡☕️ I HAVE EGGS!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@cosmicfauxpas CONFIRMED BY WHO???
WHAT’S IN IT???
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRANCHES???

THIS IS DISCLOSURE, NOT A COSTCO VARIETY PACK!!!

I HAVE ORBS AT MY BIRD FEEDER!!!!

WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE BETTER GET A GRIP!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@AnjaliOnGaia Congratulations. Enjoy!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

@The_Astral_ ALIENS ARE DEMONS??? ���👹🛸 DYLAN!!!!!!

SO NOW I NEED A PRIEST BEFORE BREAKFAST 🍳

WHO HAS HOLY WATER???

I HAVE A CRUCIFIX!!!

[American Alchemy @AmericanALCHMY]

Matthew Brown out now👇🛸

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

EXCUSE ME! @NOAA NOAA!!! 🌊😡 WHAT IS UNDER THE WATER??? AND DO NOT SAY “MOSTLY UNEXPLORED”!!! THAT IS WORSE!!!
I HAVE CHILDREN WHO SWIM!!!

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

HELLO?? @NASA!!! 😡🚀 YOU HAVE CAMERAS POINTED AT SPACE ALL DAY!!! WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF???

[UAP Karen @UAPKaren]

CONGRESS!!! 🇺🇸🛸 STOP HOLDING HEARINGS AND START BRINGING THINGS INTO THE ROOM!!! I WANT VISUAL AIDS!!! @RepLuna @RepEricBurlison @timburchett