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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

If I decide not to see you, Even if you sit in front of me, I still won't see you.

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@AjewoleGabriel2 @socetyhatesjay Lojay- money lingo.

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@daddy_buhari @socetyhatesjay Lojay- money lingo.

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@bousficker @socetyhatesjay Lojay- money lingo.
Released today I think

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@bousficker @socetyhatesjay Looking for it aswell

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

Nigerian pastors loves filling up the stadium in UK and US.

What happened to Iraq and Palestine?

Are there no souls there to be won?

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it

[is_bukky 🎀 @ArewaAdebukolaa]

This image deserves a thousand likes. I created it first 😊

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@heartlessplayz @randaempire__ I'm tired

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@heartlessplayz @randaempire__ 🤣🤣🤣

[Uba Malay @ubamalay]

@AdetonaAdewtng @24_Karattt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[funnresearch @funnresearch]

@Wizarab10 As a man, until you start relating with women the same way they relate with themselves, you'll always be used and be at the losing end.

[T. Rânkïn' PisTola! @AfroVII]

Nigerians don't fight for their rights, they fight for their share.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This is the most horrible alcoholic beverage to ever exist. I doesn’t matter what you mix it with, it still tastes like tribulation and long suffering.🤮

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

What do you think about this 50 year roadmap for the South East?

Aba - Manufacturing.
Make it the factory of Africa.

Onitsha - Trade & Logistics.
Build Africa’s most efficient commercial and distribution hub.

Nnewi - Engineering & Industrial Production.
From spare parts to machines, automobiles and advanced manufacturing.

Awka - Technology & Skilled Talent.
Build the engineers, technicians, software developers and craftsmen our industries need.

Enugu - Education, Research & Innovation.
Turn it into a university city where knowledge becomes companies, patents and industries.

Ebonyi - Agriculture, Food Processing & Solid Minerals.
Stop exporting raw produce and minerals. Process everything here.

Owerri - Technology, Creative Economy & Hospitality.
Build a city that attracts young talent, startups, entertainment and tourism.

Umuahia - Agriculture, Biotechnology & Agro-industry.
Research what we grow. Improve it. Process it. Export it.

Then connect ALL of them with rail, reliable power, broadband, highways and a single regional market.

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Very simple:

At work: Misbehave = LOSE EVERYTHING.

No alimony. No child support. No house. No "he's controlling me" payout. You get fired, you get NOTHING. You starve.

At home: Misbehave = GAIN EVERYTHING.

She gets the HOUSE that HE paid for.
She gets the KIDS that HE loves.
She gets HIS MONEY every month for 18 years.
She gets to play victim while she destroys his whole life.

So why the fuck would she listen to her husband? What's the incentive?

The law made it profitable for women to be disobedient at home and obedient at work.

That's why you have a generation of women who are angels for strangers and demons for their own family.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

My 74 father-in-law sat down with a bottle and told me the TRUTH.

Our mothers' generation were doing the SAME shit. The only difference is there was no Instagram to record it.

He left his first wife - cheating.
Second wife - cheating.

And the CRAZIEST one - his ex-wife cheated on him, left him, gave ANOTHER man his son.

He only found out because her own cousin snitched and said "that kid with your ex-wife's new man looks just like you."

He went and saw the kid. His blood. Another man raising his son thinking it's his.

This is 51 years ago years ago. No phones. No social media.

They were cheating with neighbors, with bosses. The only way you caught them was if you came home unannounced or a neighbor told you.

So don't give me this "women back then were loyal" fantasy. They were just better at HIDING it.

Modern women are not worse. Their cheating is just TELEVISED.

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

He didn't tell a lie here at all.

And this has always been the case.

Many years ago, I was lodged in Eko hotels for months.

In Eko hotel, you cannot access their elevators except you are a staff or a guest.

Because your room card grants you access to your floor.

Whenever I came down to chill by the pool, you'd see different women who would come there to buy just a bottle of coke and sit at the open bar for hours.

They won't order for food ooo, just coke or another cheap soft drink.

Once you sit at the bar and stylishly flash your card, they will move closer to you because that card signals that you're lodged.

I don talk finish 😂😂😂.

[ABLE BOY 𓃵 @_Ableboy]

Someone sent me a DM asking me to mentor him on betting. He has ₦30k & he wants to learn discipline, bankroll management, risk management & when to stay away from a game.

And honestly, this is the kind of question every punter should ask before looking for big wins & I'll in my grandma Proverbs.

"A man who wants to build a house does not use all his money to buy cement."

If ₦30k is your bankroll, you don’t need to prove anything by staking ₦20k because one game looks “sure.”

"The farmer who eats all his seeds today will have nothing to plant tomorrow."

Betting is not about winning one big ticket. It is about understanding that tomorrow still exists after today’s win or loss.

"When a fisherman catches one big fish, he does not burn his net to celebrate."

One big win should not make you increase your stakes recklessly...

"A man who falls while climbing does not cut down the ladder because he is angry."

Don’t chase losses. Don’t increase your stake because you want to recover immediately. Sometimes, the wisest move is to close the app and wait for another day.

The real punter is not the one who bets on everything. It is the one who knows when to enter, when to stay away, and when to protect his bankroll.

If betting starts controlling your money, emotions and decisions, then you are no longer controlling the betting.

Learn the game. Respect your bankroll. Respect your losses. Protect your capital.

Because the person who knows how to keep ₦30k is already learning the first lesson of how to handle ₦300k.

Peace Be Unto You 🧘‍♂️