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If you ain’t redlining, you ain’t headlining. Bam bas bat bamus batis banter.

[UBA @ubanees]

When you ask her for a cheeky finger up the bum

[UBA @ubanees]

@bidonica1 @egsatamiente @matthew_petti It’s a mixture of both tbf - there’s fewer immigrants and they aren’t as varied but there’s definitely close-mindedness and lack of interest in other cuisines. I lived near a really nice Chinese place that closed down and was replaced by a bar that resembles 1000 others

[UBA @ubanees]

@bidonica1 @matthew_petti Outside of Milan, there’s very little international food other than sushi and kebabs and most of it isn’t very good. There’s more variety in a small British town than in a major Italian city

[UBA @ubanees]

@jrgtrrzz @vapohcrl There’s a couple in E that should be F but most of them are spoken by way more people and/or have a much larger global diaspora.

Also outside of that Patagonian community nobody speaks Welsh and not English so there’s always a method of communication - that’s not true for dari

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@jrgtrrzz @vapohcrl But it's completely useless outside of that? It's only remotely useful for people of Welsh heritage or those that intend to move to Wales

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[UBA @ubanees]

@mousquitwo @nolightupstairs @HyPaladin @harryh The fairly obvious comparison here would be more similar to comparing a chef who is trained in making a certain dish vs a normal human following a recipe.

[UBA @ubanees]

It would be nice to see arsenal attack for once rather than pointlessly pass it around the back for 2 minutes and lose it

[UBA @ubanees]

Priti Patel’s husband:

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

Milk in Britain is the most delicious milk I have ever drank

[Najim Medini @NajimMedini]

16 ans et 73 jours. Max Dowman, le plus jeune buteur de l’histoire de la Premier League. Bienvenue en PL, bienvenue dans le grand monde. Phénomène.

[UBA @ubanees]

@TotallyRegarded @techtoby__ 5x the population
4x the number of Arabic speakers

Massive difference pal you were spot on

[UBA @ubanees]

@spacebass13 @KraffK59101 @Windywowwow So Brits vs yanks then

[UBA @ubanees]

@jausti018 @PapayaPieces @TomPMarshall @BradfemlyWalsh How would an American know more about how class and race function in the UK?

[UBA @ubanees]

@NekraRosa @paniniboy7 There’s black and Asian people on tv all the time with Tourette’s shouting slurs and nobody gives a fuck, they’re all treated the exact same.

We aren’t fucking America 🤣🤣

[UBA @ubanees]

@iKingDaey @NightshadeMCI @KerryBurgess You could see half of those 67 games for €323. How many Cowboys games could that get you?

[UBA @ubanees]

@iKingDaey @sniffedpcsM @josseedoo @cri_hypocrite @KerryBurgess The premier league has a larger following in Nigeria or India alone than in the UK. The following in India or China is probably larger than the entire UK pop

[AF Post @AFpost]

An email between Ariane De Rothschild and Jeffrey Epstein claims that, when Hitler was destitute in Vienna, he lived in a shelter that was funded by the Rothschilds and the Epsteins.

Follow: @AFpost

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.”

Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

[UBA @ubanees]

@its_vic_o_dhi_s @footballontnt I think that’s why he’s apologising quite a bit tbf, knows he got it slightly wrong