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digital strategery @redtettemer

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@bmccoolness we are like a month away from "read a bucket of 30 tweets for only $5"

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@Phillies grifters. spent $100 (not including tickets) to sit in the rain with my kid for 2.5 hours. you should have either called it hours ago or played in the drizzle.

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@DietzandWatson @DrawThisTweet

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8 year old watching the NBA All-Star game: "wait, Guy Fieri is real?

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@SeanBenz Season 2: you can only make slides with one AI text generation tool and one AI image generation tool

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@bmccoolness i crossed out his name on the table card and wrote in Regina Hall

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Truth Social wanted to be the next Twitter but I guess Twitter is going to become the next Truth Social instead.

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@KMbappe @AchrafHakimi @bmccoolness @doug_kth

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@anniemal @jack we've entered the hundred banner ads on every page era of twitter

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@anniemal @jack is it just me or is there suddenly a significant uptick in ads on the feed? it's like every 5th tweet for me.

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@DietzandWatson @VictusSports

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Sure but have you ever had a nice MLT? A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

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me and the boys at 8:03 tonight #RingTheBell

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We’re going to the World Series, Philadelphia! Philly Elmo let’s git it. #RedOctober #gophillies #worldseriesjawn

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@bmccoolness Robyn the new Dreams and Nightmares

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Advising my 72 year old mother in law how to get pole grease out of clothing

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PLAY THE DAMN SONG #ringthebell

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@bmccoolness i was there (the phils game, not the madonna concert:)

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