UberSF Chatters

The city speaks, I just listen.

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

@UberSF nice!

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Don't think that just because we're drivers don't mean we know EVERY street in SF... Sorry! 😎

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NFC Championship live blog: San Francisco 49ers vs. Atlanta Falcons, 11:30 a.m. Sunday http://t.co/57qBWspK

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Like how do you tell someone their breathe is kickin'? Don't wanna be mean but also lookin out for you! 😉

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

Bro, brushing your teeth really works... You should try it sometime

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

"As long as I got my suit and tie.." "...ill show you a few thangs.."

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

When a woman can talk sports with you....ill drive her any where anytime any place

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

Good to know there's some Bay Area natives.... This chick was from the peninsula!

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

It seems if he's cheating on you, he doesn't really love you. I mean, he kissed her in front of you. Broken heart session. @UberSF

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Some people are particular in regards to the route they want to take.. So when I ask, don't think I'm not a professional. 😎

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

Any client that can hold a conversation about sports... Makes the drive a pleasant one

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

It's not my fault your late.

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

Women in the morning come in looking blah but walk out looking hot. For just 15 mins uber rides work miracles! #UberSF

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Your name is not really your name when you enter this vehicle. It is whatever they call you.

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

When moms bring their 4 year old child in with them and tell them "don't do that the drivers gonna get mad" 😳 lol

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

Did she really want me to fit her bike in the trunk of my towncar?

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

It's funny when clients want you to teleport them from their pickup location to their destination during rush hours. 👳

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

Confession sessions during the hours of night! 😈

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

"Your personal driver"....and shrink, hero, friend, medic, enemy..

[UberSF Chatters @Uber_Chronicles]

When two guys ask to turn the volume of the radio up... Do so, or you'll end up hearing smooching sounds. 😖 Good ol SF