Uber Jason

Real stories from my Uber journeys at the University of Georgia in Athens, Ga. This should be fun... VenMo me at @UberJason

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Overheard in the backseat... “why does my shirt always come off in the Uber?” !!! #EyesToTheFront

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Ok. We’re about to go a little non-PG13... just had a lively carload which included a guy with one ball and a lady with no nipples.... #icantmakethisstuffup #ididntverifyeither

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"I miss circling the block for parking."
-No one ever

[Uber Jason @uber_jason]

Girl to friends : “ok, we’re good to go now. My boobs are still taped together.....”. ??? #Ijustkeptmyeyesontheroad

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Literally just had three young ladies literally use the word literally at least, literally, a hundred times in a 5 minute ride.... #buyathesaurus #idonotthinkthatwordmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans

[Uber Jason @uber_jason]

So, 3 people argue difference between Plan B & Pregnancy test... Girl pipes up and says, "hey, I'm a girl, I should know this" #butshedidnt

[Uber Jason @uber_jason]

Girl to friend as they get in the car : "I want the one in the hat to come home with me...". #doeshehaveaname

[Uber Jason @uber_jason]

"I've ridden with you before... we called you Lincoln... but it's your car that's a Lincoln... right, Lincoln?" Umm... right. #stillnot

[The Red & Black @redandblack]

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[The World Famous @WorldFamousATH]

Save the date: The 2017 Hot Corner Celebration will take place June 9-10 in beautiful downtown #AthensGA! #BlockParty @HotCornerATH

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"When I turn 21 I'm gonna sell my eggs. I've got lots!!!" #RetirementPlan

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@krazykureshi4 It was an honor having you aboard! #areyoufromminnesota

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GIRL : "Look at that dog over there dancing.. not a real dog, a stuffed animal.." ME : "oh, you mean that guy in the COSTUME?!?"

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3 AM. McDonalds. Hannah Montana karaoke. Just Happened. Welcome to Uber_Jason. #thatsHowWeRoll #bestofbothworlds

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Extremely drunk couple arrives at destination after sloppily making out whole ride. HER : "Brumby? Oh heck no! I ain't no f-ing freshman!"

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"We really want to make it in your Twitter feed... Camille, take your shirt off!!" 👀👀👀 #thatsoneway #butshedidnt

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Happy BDay to Morgan! If you see her and her crew be sure to give her a HBD High 5! #theylitalready

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One of my all time favorite 5⭐️ reviews..

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"I've gotta pee... who's gonna unstrap my bodysuit??" #plentyofvolunteers