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tweet bullshit, dirt, tell lies, then leave

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This was the best part of my night

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Those nuns celebrating just pissed me off lol

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Bout to throw my tv out the window

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My last fight was a road rage incident with a white sons of anarchy type and I beat the shit outta him. Loved it

[Shay and the Giant Peach 🍑 @IamShainaJaye]

Just had to put my hands on this white lady cuz she tried to to block me goin through the gate at the train station lmaooo I’ve been waiting for my moment for so long she lucky all i did was push her down

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Its a scam. Attack him please

[GimmieGotcha @Ed_naaaa]

@UberCiph What does it mean?...🤔

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How to Hide an Empire was an excellent read if you ever wanted to understand how the US is so influential globally

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The aliens don’t talk to us because they see yall throwing quinceañeras for your pets

[Cinnamon Doo doo @MACHINEgunFUNK2]

Eminem was out here beefing with R&B Divas, church groups, and Boy bands. Rapping bout his mom’s spaghetti and shit then y’all called him one of the greatest lol

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I’m a “Notify Anyway” kinda person. I can’t help it

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Cardi said she pays the babysitter 3k a week. I’d be playing tag with Kulture every fkd day dawg

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@Tash_NoChill You about to alter the Chrome Hearts??

[La Costra Nostrand @cemorecake718]

i’m cryin

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You shouldn’t date women with internet access. Passport bros might be on to something

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@AlexisChilombo That wasn’t the point I was tryna make

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As long as he has money your wife leaving you when she 71 is actually a blessing lmaooooo

[GODDE$$ 💎 @AlexisChilombo]

Ms. Tina said she divorced her husband after waking up one day & feeling like she deserved much more & people in the comments talking about “what more do you want in life at age 71?” Like people are supposed to just stay unhappy in a relationship because they’re old lol

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@Tash_NoChill Exactly. Major Figgas word to Gilly

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@k_rich_ 😭😭

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I think he was richer than her when they met. That gotta count for something lmao

Women are terrible 😂

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I woulda asked for spousal support too. I got expensive tastes 💅🏾💅🏾

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What did I miss?