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@Madam_Godfrey fuck you

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@Madam_Godfrey fuck you

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For everyone who doesn't know:

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a 'chode with a hearing aid' can also be referred to as a 'convicted felon.'
ex: Lincoln Leuchtner is a convicted felon.

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@Madam_Godfrey fuck you!

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survey says 89% of freshmen couples would rather make out in the student commons between 2nd and 3rd period rather than outside of school

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legend has it every 3 out of 4 times Garrett Lukens flexes a snapchat best friend of Nicole Lukens is heard screaming out of fear

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legend has it that joe ravotto still lurks around the gym at night whispering to himself "get a bigger gym #stblows"

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the "Meeps" diet consists of raiding the concessions and feeding off the Meghan Beeler Cafe

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numbers say the average car price of the cars in the student lot is $22,431 and the average year is 2012

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how many stutters does it take to get to the end of a Maloney minute? -tootsie roll pop makers new slogan for sj

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there has never been one saint Joe freshmen who has smelled good in the history of the school

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@Sammy_Quinn35 fuck you!

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approximately 5 million farts (on average) come out of the saint joe students bodies during every all school mass

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little does everyone know - jack pozywio played as sheen in jimmy neutron from season 1 to season 2

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science states that humans are 60% water unlike Matt Behr who is 60% hair

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it's been said that if you yell the n-word in the sj halls no one will care cause sj has no black people