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I now have as many followers as jesus #nottobad

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Special thanks to jim murray my 10th follower #hooraay @jimmurray100171

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1 more follower to 10 so everyone retweet this and follow me and I will feel so happy and no one wants to let me down

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Gervinho: Proof that two heads are better than one

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What do you get if you cross a Goalkeeper with a Paedophile?....Schmichael Jackson

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Me and my wife were once arrested for fighting over a Calender in the middle of the street.....We got 6 months each.

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Joe Hart's girlfriend said it was love at first sight....She immediately knew he was a Keeper. #mcfc

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It now costs the average Manchester United fan a £100 to see a home game.....£80 of that is for petrol.

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Isn't it ironic how Newcastle United are called 'The Magpies',.........Yet you never see them with anything shiny. #NFC

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Very few Manchester United players kiss their shirt badge after scoring... Because it's quite hard to do with the referees head in the way

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"Two's company, three's a crowd".... As they like to say at The Etihad.

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I hate glory supporters excuses.."Well my Dad supported them when I was young"....Well your Dad's a cock as well.

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"So Joleon Lescott. What made you give up playing Warf in Star Trek to having a career in football?" . #mcfc

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There's a new App for your phone that tells you if your partner is cheating on you..It simply asks.'Is your partner Ryan Giggs or a Geordie'

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Everyone RT this and try and get me 10 followers by 10 o'clock tonight plz guys this would be much appreciated #cfc #lfc #mufc #rfc #mcfc

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Sergio Busquets is a holding midfielder. He mostly holds his face, knees and ankles. #barca

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Sergio Busquets is the best cheat in the world...When it comes trying to win a penalty....Nobody touches him.

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Ronaldo loves scoring.....His favourite bit is when all the other men hug him.

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You can't blame Gareth Bale for copying Luis Suarez's diving technique......Monkey see Monkey do.

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Belgian Footballer Jonathan Legear crashed his Porsche into a petrol station.....Turns out he's shit at taking corners.