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I saw how the sausage was made. And it wasn't that bad #thegrid

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Current status: #thegrid http://t.co/pHwl6nU

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Hello grid.

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Need to #shit like nobodys business. Been holding it for 3k miles. Was going to tweet/shit from 38000 feet, but the flight had no wifi.

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Now that my bathroom is spotless, I can #poop for hours.

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Only in silicon valley would you see a 23andMe blimp http://twitpic.com/dkqs6

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TAking a #dump. Anyways, enjoyed weekend quite a bit, and it's great having a MMJ recommendation

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#plop

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If you are ever smoking on the toilet, remember my golden rule: Hits Before Shits™

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Started new job today. Pros: 3g reception in bathroom. Cons: no luxurious handicap stall. Small toilet seat as well

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Hmmm. I am out of wisdom from the toilet tonight

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First #poop with 3G S. Sadly there is no 3G service in our bathroom

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Sometimes... I code some python while on the toilet... #toilethacking

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Man I'm outta papes. need to get lady to take me to the store to get more zig zags. gotta drop a big one too.

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@uberpooper's type of restaurant: http://tinyurl.com/acs4ok

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Just smoked a roach and played DS on the can.

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Had some tacos. currently pooping

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Very gaseous today.

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Watching "Who pooped the bed." loooooool