carina

that's a rotisserie chicken

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Smoking 6 cigs a day until this clears up in solidarity with my brothers and sisters in New York City

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[#DuopolyExit @SaratogaGenki]

@Chinchillazllla ✊

[green chyna @CORNYASSBITCH]

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD

[Carlis Shane Clark @carlisshane]

Have you ever been at a restaurant and Rihanna and A$AP Rocky come and sit down next to you? Because I have. And she smells glorious.

[lilly 💋☀️ @orangina26]

zuko: king of posture

[ben mckay ! @ben23yearsold]

Cooking videos are fucked ! U think I own a food processor ??? The guy who needs YouTube to make lunch !!?

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

Apologizing to my cat after calling him "my little man." I know that in his world he is a regular-sized man.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

If I kiss you with my lip gloss on…. I better not see you wipe it off 😡

[girlbossmai @girlbossmai]

Now this is zuko talking about mai

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

mixed kids and their white dads

[robin @swaglord__420]

the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining.

he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

[@Jamilahlemieux on Threads @JamilahLemieux]

I love Naomi Osaka. Work is not God.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Hey idiot, didn't you get the memo. There are no clouds today

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

“We just got weed.”

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

THEY WERE INDIGENOUS??!!! WHAT?!!!

[Heshmat Alavi's Trenchcoat @UrOrientalist]

Good morning to agricultural workers only