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[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

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[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

@primetimeshay 😂😂

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@takezopure Deep work

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

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[Ahad @think_ahad]

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[Chris Cunningham @ChrisClickUp]

🚨 Breaking

@ElonMusk and other leaders have called for an immediate pause on AI.

And have signed an open letter citing potential risks to humanity.

I spent all morning reading through it.

Here are the shocking details (and how the pause impacts you):

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

@maralsemianon Haha never ! But that’s sweet of you. Also I meant the guy holding the cat (catman…batman) - get it? Ahh forget about it 😫

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

@maralsemianon Catman. What are his superpowers - being cute?

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

@bongo_bondhu @Sir_Zachi @DownloaderBot

[Arundel Hospital @ArundelHospital]

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Arundel Hospital will settle all outstanding bills for this woman.

Do you know who she is? Please contact us at [phone]

@PhophiRamathuba @EFFSouthAfrica @SABCNews @HealthZA @eNCA

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

I am in love with the Finnish PM. Just allow her to live her best life please, Finland will be okay…

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

She has a point but the fight should be against ZANU PF and not with one sick person. A lot of SA companies and individuals are also operating and benefiting from the crisis in Zim. This is an example of misused education. Kungwara zvakapusa

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

Are we saying that the SA health system was able to support all its people before the influx of foreigners? Also the budget allocations are specific to every resident that there is 0 left to treat a few people? Just cause she threw around some numbers doesn’t mean she is right.

[Diego_Chuene @Diegochuene]

Hit like if you agree with Dr Phophi

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

Woodstock 99 was actually a pandemic 😂 What did I just watch?

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

Haiwawo. Me I am a bed boy

[KAPCITY @kapcityhq]

Zimbabwean Rappers Please STOP🛑

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

@theoohene Tactics

[Mzala Tom @RealMzalaTom]

1. REPORTING A PREGNANCY THE ZIMBABWEAN NDEBELE CUSTOMARY WAY 🇿🇼

In the olden days young people in the Ndebele communities of Zimbabwe observed a standard safe sex practice known as ukuhlobonga/ukuphelela emathangazini (intercrural sex/coitus interfemoris/ thigh sex/thigh job).

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

You were basically holding me hostage at your house

[Eli Never Promised @UbuntuRetold]

@maralsemianon Love this ❤️✊🏾