things that don’t work at UCA

failing class and serving up sass

go bears 🐻

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[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

ummmm anyway so I just remembered that I have this account

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

the new roundabout on Salem is so useless and ineffective. it makes traffic worse now

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

if I’m not being woken up by construction at 6 am, then I’m being woken up by some inconsiderate ass revving their car at 8 am. and if I’m not being woken up by that, then I’m being woken up by someone mowing or weedeating at 9 am

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

kinda hate that my roommate goes to bed at 12 because when I’m still kickin at 3 am I have to be ✨very quiet✨ and can’t really do anything noiselessly besides be on my phone which can get ✨very boring✨

anyway. late night gang wya

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

the construction on Donaghey really PISSES ME OFF because I live RIGHT BY IT and hear it EVERY HOUR THAT THEY‘RE WORKING. YALL SHOULD’VE DONE THAT SHIT OVER SUMMER

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

the only thing I’ve been doing is drowning in online assignments and watching hunter x hunter when I choose to procrastinate

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

all my classes are online so I literally never leave my apartment & engage with the university or interact with other students in any way & tweeting about corona 24/7 isn’t going to stop idiots from being idiots so basically I am sorry for the lack of tweets but I have NOTHING

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

I think we should normalize wearing masks even when the pandemic is over because I really like that they hide my double chin. thank u for listening

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

greek life is gonna be the reason we get a spike in cases and possibly get sent home. no shade, just the truth. stay safe y’all

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

professors be like “I understand these are difficult times and online learning can be frustrating” and then give you more assignments then they do during regular class

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

@Girly_Theorist yeah. like thanks for the update that you’ll be updating me. now where is some actual information

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

it hasn’t even been a full week of classes yet

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

to the Jacob on Tinder that’s trying to cheat on his girlfriend, you’re ugly and you don’t deserve her. I hope you fail your classes

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

funny how all my stuff is online and I’m STILL not getting responses from my professors when I email them

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

I just moved in and one of the people I live with is already breaking corona rules with 4+ people in our apartment and also WONT SHUT UP and if you think everyone isn’t going to do that you are dumb

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

I assume that since UCA is hugely relying on “if you’re sick, don’t attend class,” that there won’t be any negative reinforcements for absences. meaning the “x amount of absences will result in a letter grade drop” thing that is often implemented

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

@UARKBrokeThings just wanted to say hi 🥺

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

on the bright side, maybe corona will be what keeps us from having to do group projects

[things that don’t work at UCA @ucalife]

UCA students (and others) — please sign this petition asking UCA to discount/eliminate the fees included in our tuition to programs that will be hindered by the pandemic. We shouldn’t have to pay full price for services we can’t use.

https://t.co/Fj8VuPiJFa