Jake

20 / plant nerd / 🐉 / not super duper active here

[˙ sala COMMS CLOSED @faithmerefate]

KILL THAT BOY!!!
#buddy #buddyhorrormovie

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

telling my grandma with dementia that her name is xbox

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First clip from ‘BUDDY’, starring Buddy the Unicorn.

The film follows a girl and her friends who must escape a demented kids TV show.

(Source: @Fandango)

[SunnyIsOnline @SunnyIsOnlineYT]

Kids Are Smoking The Nether Wart.
#minecraft #b3d

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

Out of the circus, right onto the Battle Bus! 💥

Pomni and Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus are joining Fortnite on June 12th.

[Layo @LiveLaughLayo0]

God always takes away the real ones

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

Watching Jax announce “I’m the amazing digital transsexual” before revealing his amazing digital tits™ in 4 dimensional clarity just as the Jax yumeshipper in the front row detonates their suicide vest

[songs that changed history @iconiksongs]

17 years ago, owl city released fireflies.

[Jake @ucancallmejake]

@antifataylorjoy @ecto_fun Owl City produced an entire set of Apple ringtones in the mid-2010s 🤷‍♂️

[tori @bluerosetori]

I want to soak him in milk and throw him at the wall

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

when i hit 67mph on the freeway i have to take my hands off the wheel to hit the emote and sometimes i genuinely think im about to die

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Babies trying to get into electrical outlets and wires and cleaning supplies and vials labeled with a skull and crossbones

[cass 🪩 @tarzelly]

thrilled to be burgered. cannot believe he is purring so hard and looks this crazy

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘WISH DRAGON 2’ is officially in the works.

[gianna | dayshift @dayshiftgirI]

there is much to learn from him

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Ariana Grande Speaks Out About Crazed Fan in Singapore:

“I should’ve Molly whopped that twink but thankfully I had my stud with me”