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Hello!

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Oh, hello!

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Keep or delete? #uccbanter

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Its Mrs Geraldine Gaizleys Birthday today! #Happy21st #lotsofcakeforyou

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its the half term holidays! But not for the #UCCcaretakers , they need to start .. #OperationReplacementBins #MissionIsAGo

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Mr farley is a UFC cage fighter in his spare time, his finisher move is named 'the whippet cracker'

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Mr Derbyshire would like you all to complete a ray diagram to show what angle that the light that shines out of Mrs johns arse is refracted.

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Mr shearer's prolapse #YeahThatsCute

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I wonder if Mr Kents Moustache is an organ..

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Westmorland Dinner Menu: Pudding:
Mr Mcmanus Dry Skin Buscuits, with Mr McWilliams Smeg for a smooth and creamy delight. #selectionofcheese

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Westmorland Dinner Menu:
Main Course: Mr Harnetss Bum hair served with fried rice. with a helping of Mrs Nugeuro's sweat for a sauce.

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Westmorland Dinner Menu for tomorrow:
Starter : 2 slices of mouldy bread from Mr Richies Office Floor, With Mr Pecks creamy spunk to butter

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@UccBanter whoever you are, your a fucking legend! Laughing my tits off!

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@Adam_chem yes , correct. 1.9 Billion sex slaves.

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@fuckitall___ Mr briant is considering this offer.

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Mr McGreypubes

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Time for a #UCCMathsQuestion, : If Mr Mcmanus sweats 4000 Litres of sweat in an hour, what % will be absorbed into Mrs Lewins Bush?Tweet me!

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Anyone think its funny that the #ShitCopy of @UccBanter - @uccss- is suspended? hahaha. #cunt #copycunt #shittweets #tellyoutofuckoff

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Laughing at the #ShitAttempt to copy @uccbanter - @uccss - #ShitTweets Mrs headley would piss on your face #standard

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#tellmewhoiam ? ;-)