UC Confessions

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"If you measure your self worth by how many UC Crushes you get, I feel bad for you #Thirsty"

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"Ally vansloun sit on my face"

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"The girl in TR 11-12:20 Edwards2115 with braces/retainer. Wish I had the bull to ask you out. You're sexy as hell & have an amazing voice"

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"I want to get people to follow me around all day and sing musical numbers with me"

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"sometimes i jerk off to my ex girlfriend in the bathrooms at mcmicken"

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"Bryan Weiss can get it any day. Business and Brains is what mama likes in her men. Me > Your GF"

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"My friend and I make fun of the other students in the class, with our professor."

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"I hate how whenever Im nice to a guy he automatically assumes I'm flirting & asks for my number. Guys you should figure out the difference"

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"Holly Hettesheimer has some nice big tits"

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"I think every girl at UC could lose 5 pounds off their belly and use it on their brains"

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"I need to make some friends with a med major so that they can write me prescriptions when they become doctors"

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"Had an STD scare, didn't tell a girl I was hooking up with when she put me in her raw."

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"My arm is covered in cuts & I'm going on a retreat. Didn't think about that. Everybody's gonna see. #shit I don't want the attention"

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"Guys, just because we let u buy us shots doesn't mean we wanna hook up with you, we just like free alcohol"

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"I fucked a guy with a flip phone....vodka: 1... me: 0"

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"There are a lot of hot girls in Intro to Social Welfare"

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"I would like to fuck Michelle @BavedByTheShell"

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"God I hate the PIKEs... Sometimes I just wish that they'd go away"

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"I don't think guys understand what it means to be a man. No girl sees a future with a guy who can't treat/talk about a girl with respect"

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"Most of the guys in my grad program suck & I have not been able to meet anyone outside my program #help"