UCD Squash Club

The official twitter of UCD Squash Club. All tweets represent the official opinion & policy of UCD Squash and its members. Specialises in squash related tweets.

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Hyperarachnaphobia- noun : the fear that spiders are secretly laughing at your squash game.

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Memo to Grainne and Fiona - cheerleader tryouts were twenty years ago. Let's try to grow up shall we? - A&F

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The lovely girls of the ladies team have secured magnificent victory in lady squash #ladiesdrinkforfree

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Big Dick Vic on the court now for UCD #UCDTCDCOLOURS

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Hughie proving to be less of a distraction to the ladies this year, despite his best efforts (e.g. whooping, asking them how they're fixed)

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We're sorry . By the way check out the TCD player wearing a dark maroon woollen jumper paired with cheeky white shorts. Very London - A&R

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OK guys let's tone it down, leys just try to enjoy what is sure to be a wonderful day of squash.

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I'm sorry but I don't remember anyone asking for your opinion - A&R

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Well I guess that squash shoes offer better grip and aid movement.

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I personally think it's a brave move, if you want to play Squash why not look good when you do it? - A&R

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A lot of the players have decided not to wear Squash shoes

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The white leather satchel is really working for me, ties the outfit together nicely - A&R

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And a befuddle Paddy has just shown up after one of his famous all night benders #UCDTCDCOLOURS

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UCD win E team but unfortunately forego victory in D team. A conciliatory Fiona notes ”lets get some perspective, we can always take the D".

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Would you maybe like to say anything about how to approach the game, or tips for serving or anything? "No".

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Anything else? " Dance like no one's watching".

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A lot of the younger players coming to Hughie, the elder father of UCD Squash, to help settle nerves. His advice? ”Just be yourself".

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Very fair - A&R

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Haha - how's the weather up there, guys?

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Thanks - great to be here, we will SERVE up some tips, never LET anything slip by and may even cause a STROKE watching SQUASH - A&R

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This year we will also be featuring guest tweets from UCD Fashion editors Armando and Raffi commenting on style both in and out of the court