UCHΞNNA

Software + Product Guy | Consistency over intensity

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

Apparently, educated people are hot!

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

Once we realise that clout is more important than content to these clueless cunts, we would learn to not pay attention to these fucks

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"If band!ts k!dnap my wife, I’ll will not pay ransom and remarry, because they would have slept with her" - Nigerian man.

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

Bro I need to lock in mehn. This cannot be me at 40

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

If you worked hard and became a billionaire, would you still scream “tax the rich”

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

Happened to me back in 2020. They were actually hiring remotely globally but Nigerians in Nigeria were an exception.

As Nigeria "lacks internet connectivity” I missed my shot at $10K a month

[Raheem (kati) @Oladega_]

Was initially excited and hopeful then frame 2 happened 🙂

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

I actually do smell nice

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

@kelecie @DailyMail 🤣

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

So cool

[Cheng Lou @_chenglou]

My dear front-end developers (and anyone who’s interested in the future of interfaces):

I have crawled through depths of hell to bring you, for the foreseeable years, one of the more important foundational pieces of UI engineering (if not in implementation then certainly at least in concept):
Fast, accurate and comprehensive userland text measurement algorithm in pure TypeScript, usable for laying out entire web pages without CSS, bypassing DOM measurements and reflow

[Cheng Lou @_chenglou]

My dear front-end developers (and anyone who’s interested in the future of interfaces):

I have crawled through depths of hell to bring you, for the foreseeable years, one of the more important foundational pieces of UI engineering (if not in implementation then certainly at least in concept):
Fast, accurate and comprehensive userland text measurement algorithm in pure TypeScript, usable for laying out entire web pages without CSS, bypassing DOM measurements and reflow

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

@PolitlcsGlobal @PolitlcsUK Two days ago lol

https://t.co/Ovo1vzhiSh

[Chocolate Superman 🦸🏽‍♂️ @LOGICofphcity]

"Maghra, I see you"

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Saying a man has to unlock your feminine side 😂

[k @alfkkifine]

Please teach your sons that they don’t have to tolerate bad attitudes from poorly raised girls in order to be seen as a good man or a real man.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Two U.S. Navy P-8A “Poseidon” Maritime Patrol and Surveillance Aircraft, along with several U-28A “Draco” Special Operations Aircraft with the U.S. Air Force Special Operations Command (AFSOC), have landed at Keflavík International Airport in Iceland, following this morning’s operation to board and seize the Russian-flagged Iranian-linked oil tanker, Marinera.

[Oriaku Worldwide @workof_Godd]

As you’re young like this. It won’t hit yet. Till you’re like 50 and everyone is choosing their family over you especially on holidays like this. Na that time you go understand, everywhere go first blur. In all thy getting, aspire to get a partner, your own person but most importantly, pray to God to give you a good person to do life with, because companionship is a need. Don’t let anyone lie to you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y'all be quick to "Match Energy" when it's negative, but can't reciprocate love, affection or respect.

[New Solid Gold & Diamond Jewelry Plug 💫💫 @SisiArinGold]

You people underrate companionship lol

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

While I was still very young, my father was barely home because he travels almost every week.

He would give school fees to my mom, she'd pay and keep the receipts. Immediately dad comes home she'd gather all of us, hand us our school fees receipts and tell us to go and thank him.

Any day dad is arriving from his travels, she'd keep us awake to ensure we all welcome him even if it's midnight.

My mother played a significant role in bridging the gap of my father's absence.

Till I became an adult, he still travels. I and my brothers don't joke with him.

Mothers are gate keepers in household.

They hold the key to every value system that is being discharged.

If she is selfish, her children will get indoctrinated in selfishness too.

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

What happened to gender equality ?

[DW Politics @dw_politics]

JUST IN: Germany’s parliament has approved a new military service model. From 2027, all 18 year-old males must report for inspection. Military service remains voluntary but if the required number of recruits is not met, a so-called ‘needs-based conscription’ could apply.

[Yaw🇬🇭 @Yawkonadu_Tv]

When it comes to religion africans lose all sense

Because you know damn well that nigga didnt go a decade without food

Be serious

[UCHΞNNA @uche_io]

why's my igbo accent getting stronger in the UK?