The Observer. 🐺

Once Upon An MD.

[The Observer. 🐺 @UcheWvlf]

2026 owes me a lot. And I will collect like mad.

[Telz @_Telz]

People with barely 10 years left to live are running the country and young fools are cheering them on. They’re taking your future and giving you crumbs. Illiterates

[ManuelX99 @ManuelX9999]

“progressive” btw.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marc Cucurella: “Barcelona fans angry at me? You can NOT reject Real Madrid. I am very happy with my decision”.

[Batife @Tife_wrld]

Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5 & 6. I was coming home from work & I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the man, "how much?" he said #500. I said ahh kilode Otipoju The man said “shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo.”😭💔

[Ibrahima Konate @IbrahimaKonate_]

Hala Madrid 🤍

[Sam Amadi @SamAmadi]

Peter Obi’s tweets are in themselves clear exposition of what is wrong with governance in Nigeria and indications of what can be done to remedy it.

He is clear in his tweets. So if you want to know what he thinks about governance read his tweets which i understand he writes himself.

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

I like how you write.
You are clearly learned.

I went through your posts and all I see is either you pointing out the potential problem that Peter Obi has or the problem with Obidients.

You also make good commentary about how Arewa is a problem and how El Rufai and Atiku are bad for "your people," the middle belt.

Guess what I never actually saw, an explicit attack on this current administration.

You have told us what you think PO should have said, that's fine.

I just have two simple questions and I hope you will indulge me.

1. Bola said that if he doesn't fix power within 4 years and eliminate estimated billing we should not vote for him. What is your take on that?

2. Can you come out with your full chest and tell us who your candidate is?

[Andrew Davids @IbizugbeAndre]

You guys want Peter Obi to keep on explaining himself every time as if you’ll vote for him or it will change your minds, someone that has been talking about everything since 2023. You don’t even criticize the incompetent one you voted for the way you do Obi.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

I’ll always accept valid Peter Obi criticism, but you lose me the moment you compare him to Tinubu.

“his interviews are shallow” ok I agree but you support Tinubu, show me his “deep interviews” so all of us including Peter Obi can learn from his incredible depth.

[Joey Akan @JoeyAkan]

I've seen a rise of industry actors complaining that fans of music have also become fans of stats and strategy.

"Can we all just listen to the music?" they plead.

Well, look inward. Blame yourself. You guys turned tradecraft into ego-pumping, and strategy into marketing assets.

Fans were chilling when you started grabbing and sharing screenshots of "number 1 song in the country."

They were minding the music, when you started breaking down your rollouts with "Best Rollout of the year."

They were minding the performance on stage, but you kept screaming, and caught them on to "sold out!" as a flex and competitive metric.

They were scrolling for your songs, when you started hyping "monthly listeners."

Everything you term an impediment, which they now weaponise, came from you. You gathered them, processed them, shared it all, basked in the adulation and chalked it as you winning.

This is your Temu delivery.

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Tinubu is the president in charge of insecurity but Peter Obi is the one they are angry at for not answering insecurity questions. 😅🤣😀

Crazy things are happening..

[YTG 🦅 @YTGSUII]

Just clocked none of their players have scored in the World Cup yet so they need to farm engagements from Rashford 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[The Lonely Guy!!! @abdullahikambaa]

WALLAHI TALLAHI THIS IS A FUCKING CAPITAL LIES.
I personally paid the ransom money and motorbike not ones not twice.
The guy with kaftan in the middle is my blood brother.
Below is the type bike I bought, 2 nos of this.
Claiming to be rescued.
Allah ya isa

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ll keep saying it, a lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal humans.
You are a Nigerian , living in Nigeria, no special
talent or skill , fuel is 1300+, rent is skyrocketing everywhere, minimum wage is less than 100k. Trust me you are closer to being homeless than driving that 2025 gle.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

😭😭😭

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

@BeyondBeautiful Tellin ya LMAOOO that’s why I just laugh when btches get their heart broke & wanna be fake gay. Please. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Streets saying Ronaldo’s first shot might hit my guy😭😭😭

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

I’m so happy they’re mocking you Nigerians in the comments!

You people are too shameless and stand for nothing, it’s extremely disgusting!

[The Observer. 🐺 @UcheWvlf]

😭😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

-Reporter: After your first goal, you were mimicking playing a flute. What was the meaning behind that celebration?

🚨🎙️| Kylian Mbappé: "Yeah, I was listening to a Nigerian 🇳🇬 song in the dressing room just before kickoff. The flute instrumental stuck in my head.

Reporter: What song was that?

🚨🎙️| Kylian Mbappé: Legolas by Odumodu black. 🎶