Uche

versatile human

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Hydration breaks are officially over after today.

[Ibai @IbaiLlanos]

Buenos días.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

I cannot believe what Spain are doing right now. This is a whopping, a dismantling, dominating of the highest order.

France LITERALLY cannot touch the ball!!!!!!!

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Damn the Feds took ALLL the streaming sites???!!☹️☹️fuck 12…

[FCBTony 🇯🇲 @FcbTonyfcb]

@vermilionpixie This is the worst tweet I’ve ever read in my life

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[Kaustubh Pandey @Kaus_Pandey17]

Always think World Cups are so beautiful for associative memory. They come every four years, allow you to reflect on life, how far you have come, where you were when it last came and just an opportunity to somehow be grateful for everything.

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

I swear to god If I catch the guy who’s whistling all the time I’ll slap the shit out of him

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[Zara @zaracraves]

people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me

[⚔ @reyyyszn]

We all drew that 2005 version right?

[SPY @spyderrmann]

Seee this shii right here!!!!

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

So who was more stupid? Barca or Everton?

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Skit makers better thank God he choose music.

He was so useless. 😂

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i hope every nigga that used to flip their eyelids in school is behind bars

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"I have to wake up early tomorrow"

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other