Manish Uchiha🇮🇳

💭Sarcasm is my only defence💭 Insta: uchiha_manish

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

GEMS OF FEMINISM 🤡

[Aravind @aravind]

Guess the country?

Hint: It will tell India it can help solve India's pollution problem and some naive Indians will believe it & share it.

Btw, these are all images from Reuters before it was infiltrated and taken over by the red-green cabal.

[Aishwarya Mudgil @AishwaryakiRai]

Shut up. When Trump called India "Dead Economy", your Prince was supporting him. "Takes spine" my foot.

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

China is so advanced and ahead of the rest of the world that it has built the world's first underwater metro

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

The Govt has banned Telegram in India until June 22 over the use of the app by 'cheating rackets' for NEET-UG.

The Babu or the minister whose "big brain" idea this was should get the Param-Chaantt award.

They are assuming that the cheating network and their clients don't understand what a VPN is and can't access Telegram through one.

They think that because the paper was shared on Telegram last time, if it is leaked, it will only be shared on Telegram again. Are Discord, Signal, and WhatsApp a joke to them?

So, why not make your system foolproof and make leaks impossible instead of banning a mode of communication? Because it's a slippery slope. If the paper leaks and is shared tomorrow, you'll ban other apps too, and eventually the whole internet. But then again, papers were leaked and shared long before the internet era, too.

[Manish kumar singh @manishkrsingh04]

⭐ Two Faces of Modi Era

Adani: ₹50,000 Cr→ ₹10 Lakh Cr
Ambani: ₹1.24 Lakh Cr→ ₹10 Lakh Cr
Birla: ₹50,000 Cr→ ₹2.3 Lakh Cr
Agarwal: ₹24,000 Cr→ ₹3.6 Lakh Cr

⭐ Meanwhile

Hunger Rank: 55 → 102
Rupees: ₹61/$ → ₹94.6/$
National Debt:
₹55 Lakh Cr → ₹214 Lakh Cr

[Jahazi @Oye_Jahazi]

Sari bakchodi karlo Dharmendra Pradhan ke resignation ke siwa. Curfew lagana hi bacha.

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

A muslim woman claimed that women will also get 72 virgin men after death.

Muslim men got angry. They abused her and accused her of insulting and mocking Islam.

It doesn't hurt Islam when muslim men claim that men will get 72 virgin women after death.

But a woman says something similar and it starts hurting Islam.

Where is the equality???

[Rishabh @jokebazz]

Ab kitna fayda ho raha per day voh bhi tweet karo puri sahab

[Mahaguru @wittymaharia]

Unbelievable shocks at JEE results, where a candidate scored 99.5 percentile and now it is updated to 55.078 after a month. There is no explanation and no remedy, the child is so bright and even if she attempts today she shall score more than 98. @dpradhanbjp @PreetiChoudhry

[Sahil Chopra 🇮🇳 @i_msahil555]

THE WAR IS OVER @HardeepSPuri

Can we have a reduction of fuel prices by ₹15-₹20 a litre now, sir..??

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

I don’t understand what’s happening with examination system of our country. How can JEE scores be altered? Irony is that there is no redressed system or appellate authority

[Mohit @Warlock_mohit]

Salute to the bravery of this pakistani girl who raised her voice during a cricket match against India by showing ayesha's age at marriage with a 52 yrs old guy. 🙏

[Anurag @Jhunjhunuwala_]

Civic sense at the 90,000$ per capita income.

[Anshul Saxena @AskAnshul]

"Men are totally responsible for the chaos of climate change". ~ Dia Mirza.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Days shut in a year:

Hospital: 0
Border post: 0
Police station: 0
High court: 155
Supreme court: 159

[. @Woundedlion__]

He is a Bangladeshi Muslim, Mohammad Farouk, who named his ship ‘9/11’, but this Pakistani !nbred living in India shamelessly trying to defame Indians🤡

[BALA @erbmjha]

Not the crossover anyone expected. Orry calling Dhruv Rathee anti-national, right in front of a die-hard supporter, has to be one of the most unexpected moments on the internet this week 🤣

[Aravind @aravind]

By such silly logic, Dawood Ibrahim too won in his life? He has traveled abroad, had more than one loving wife and many children, had a successful bollywood career, earned so well, and prioritized what truly mattered to him: Anti-India ops at the behest of his foreign masters.

[BALA @erbmjha]

Aravind is not from this planet ☠️🗿