Laura Uchil

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

What the heck is threads and why is it necessary

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

When you stay away from target bc you know you'll just go spend too much money on things you don't need 💀

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

I want to jump on the free people hot shot onesie trend but I already have too many clothes 😭

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

I want a tattooooooo 😩

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Smells like potential.

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

MY STARTING WORD WAS FINALLY THE WORDLE (yes I still do the wordle)

Wordle 654 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

I hate April fool's day so much 🥴

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

I need to go to a rage room

[karkopolo @karkopolo]

nobody appreciates pickles as a snack enough

(except for @uchillc)

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

Rom coms from the 2000s are ELITE. Ugh they just don't make movies like The Holiday anymore 💔

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

I cannot handle one more Christmas pregnancy announcement this year

[Omid Scobie @scobie]

That would be the same Jeremy Clarkson who was at a private Christmas party with Camilla, the Queen Consort earlier this week (alongside guests including a Daily Mail editor and Piers Morgan).

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

Real talk tho, I'd LOVE to sleep hard enough to sleep thru alarms. Like how tf do people need to set 5 alarms to wake up. I wake up before my alarms. Out of anxiety. Let me sleep in 😭

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

Not me needing to get the chicken pox vaccine at 30 years old

[Just a Bachelor🌹 @steal_ya_4_asec]

I really really hope Rachel’s family is going to tell her that choosing a guy whose family hates you is waaaaaay worse than choosing a guy who wants to propose in 6 months instead of 2 days

#bachelorette #thebachelorette

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

I went 11 years without getting stung and I had to break the streak by letting a yellow jacket sting me THREE times including once on my butt. If you need me I'll be crying on my living room floor

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

Fox cries are TERRIFYING and if you haven't heard one before you are lucky

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

Sometimes I just want some god damn appreciation and understanding for what I do.

[Laura Uchil @uchillc]

A nature documentary narrated by Barack Obama was something I didn't know I needed