Uchitha Wij

I'm just looking for a place where I won't get banned

[TYPEMedia @TYPEMedia1]

It's Kozzy Pickett's world we are just living in it 🌎 #canttouchthis #AFLDemonsLions #AFLLionsDees

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@lockedonclips Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks Maaaaaaan

[TYPEMedia @TYPEMedia1]

TYPEMedia were on the lookout when it came to our attention this is a breach of the COVID regulations set out by the AFL. This handshake has the potential put the AFL season at risk. #afl #aflcrowspies

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@stevenjhealy He is no Paul Type

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

Hows this for a statline. Plugger kicks 10.7 and kicks the winner gets 2 Brownlow votes.

Who gets the 3 votes you ask? Brett Bowey with 10 disposals, 1 goal and 1 tackle.

@1116sen

[Paul TYPE @TypePaul]

I guess you could say im the Dennis Rodman of cricket.

I once asked the captain for a vacation halfway into the season.

This was denied as captain mentioned "Butch" wont let me. Who the fuck is Butch.

Point of the story. I would have performed like Rodman if "Butch" let me.

[Paul TYPE @TypePaul]

When the J-Grade cricket captain asks me to set the field.

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@stevenjhealy @Survivor_AU He is the greatest

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@stevenjhealy @Survivor_AU Made some good plays but far from the greatest player.

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

Accutate

[Paul TYPE @TypePaul]

Pitch looks a flat deck(playing on mats). Opposition decide to bat. 11 year old comes out to bat with the swagger of Ponting and grit of Langer. We're in for a long day here lads.

I tell the skip to give the Watergardens Express a bowl. The rest is history. #TYPEapproved

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

Cannot believe this is out! Leaked 30For30 on one of the most controversial athletes ever.

[Paul TYPE @TypePaul]

As a result of the overwheling request from the public to hear the Paul Type story. TYPEMedia have decided to team up with ESPN and make a special 30For30.

Enjoy the trailer #TYPEapproved #ESPN #30For30

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@GOBBLUTHjr What makes you say that?

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

How to get away from aussies in bali...book a trip over Melbourne Cup day

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

People saying AFL was much tougher back in the day are delusional. Don’t mistake dirty hits for being tough. Get better soon Paddy!

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@GOBBLUTHjr Well then....welcome back fatass

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@GOBBLUTHjr Only you could lose weight while on your honeymoon

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

I bet Adrian Dodoro doesn’t even pay his gas bills without arguing.#AFLTrades

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an AFL teams supporters turn on their own as much as Bombers supporters. #culture

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

@stevenjhealy @cricketcomau No doubt. He has all the intangibles to take on the roll. Plus he has a really good sweep shot.

[Uchitha Wij @uchithawij]

How I felt about the dons halfway into the first tbh #AFLEaglesBombers