Williams: What’s the favorite thing you have in common with your father?
Ivanka Trump: Either real estate or golf.
Williams: Donald, with your daughter?
Donald Trump: Well, I was going to say sex…
As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post
Paint was seen peeling from the floor of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. on Thursday, weeks after a $14 million renovation that included a new color President Trump called “American Flag Blue.”
Tired: “oh no, we’re gonna get swept up by a tornado!!”
Wired: “not only do I get to miss work tomorrow, but I’m getting first class flight for free”
#Midwestern#stormwatch#DorothyAndTotoBitch
Just re-discovered 2 of Lil Wayne’s best remixes that I had completely forgotten: King Kong & Hey Lil Mama. It’s basically 2008 over here tonight 🔥🔥
The #Goldeneye in-game soundtrack is still ridiculously good. 🐐 status, without question.
Having said that: I, of sound body and mind, give full permission to play that shit on a loop at my funeral. Gotta have the pause music, menu music & extra levels (Aztec & Egyptian) tho!🔥