@UCjags

take a look around, Ellen, we’re at the threshold of hell!

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

defending a trillionaire

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Williams: What’s the favorite thing you have in common with your father?

Ivanka Trump: Either real estate or golf.

Williams: Donald, with your daughter?

Donald Trump: Well, I was going to say sex…

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Paint was seen peeling from the floor of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. on Thursday, weeks after a $14 million renovation that included a new color President Trump called “American Flag Blue.”

[KJ 🍢 @SeminoleKJ]

Cop from the 1980’s lookin ass

[@UCjags @UCJags]

@Daemienchiefs This is appallingly bad. Pls donate your brain to science bc it needs to be studied 😂😂

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump: We have the strongest economy we've ever had. The word 'affordability' is a fake word made up by the Democrats.

[Canadian Monarchy Respecter 🇨🇦👑🍁🇻🇦 @CdnMnrchyRspctr]

AI slop aside this is a perfect casting actually.

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[voided @voided]

When I was a kid, I thought by 27 I'd be married, have a kid and own a house.

Me at 27 in reality:

[@UCjags @UCJags]

Tired: “oh no, we’re gonna get swept up by a tornado!!”

Wired: “not only do I get to miss work tomorrow, but I’m getting first class flight for free”

#Midwestern #stormwatch #DorothyAndTotoBitch

[@UCjags @UCJags]

@K_h__1888 What the fuck is wrong with you @jimmyfallon??

[@UCjags @UCJags]

@RixThereal99054 True, but you gotta wait til July 1st to make that joke 😂

[@UCjags @UCJags]

Just re-discovered 2 of Lil Wayne’s best remixes that I had completely forgotten: King Kong & Hey Lil Mama. It’s basically 2008 over here tonight 🔥🔥

[@UCjags @UCJags]

The #Goldeneye in-game soundtrack is still ridiculously good. 🐐 status, without question.

Having said that: I, of sound body and mind, give full permission to play that shit on a loop at my funeral. Gotta have the pause music, menu music & extra levels (Aztec & Egyptian) tho!🔥

[DuffJuice @DuffJuice30]

Fuck Dana White. Fuck Joe Rogan. And fuck Donald. They all racists.

[@UCjags @UCJags]

Formally requesting @MissionBBQ to add their broccoli salad as a permanent side option year-round 😋🔥🤤

[@UCjags @UCJags]

@RepCDMenefee Not to mention @joerogan being a racist piece of shit for laughing at it. Fuck you @joerogan, you pedophile bitch

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!