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(musician) clink on the link to listen to my EP #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Uclem-pour for me alcohol. Downloading links 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻https://t.co/bAr9GcfYRb

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[uclem @uclemuclem]

Husband is relaxing in the house, wife is washing a mountain of clothes outside under this sun. After this, she'll go and cook. They do this every f*cking Saturday and they both go to work from Monday-Friday. You see this kind of marriage? I reject it for all my female friends.

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Nowadays, it's more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent. #erigga #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Please if am disturbing you too much or forcing myself on you just let me know, i promise i will stop.. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

@onyinyechukw903

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@Nyaburinyauma

[uclem @uclemuclem]

I see 14 years old girl wey dey do ashawo today for ashawo joint tears drop from my eyes😢. And she’s so beautiful. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

It so crazy avoiding girls that want me
And be running after girls that don’t care about me. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Nothing is happy about this year children’s day💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔.

Imagine say your pikin dey here, how will your mood be today?

Every children deserve love and not pain😢😢.
#oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Bitter truth: No be everybody go make am
No be everybody go marry
No be everybody go live long
No be everybody go born pikin
No be everybody travel out

But for me, i go make am, i must marry, live long, have children, travel to many countries 🙏. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

"IF NIGERIAN WOMEN START MARRYING TWO MEN LIKE THE MEN, I DON'T THINK I CAN COPE. IMAGINE PASSING OUR WIFE ROOM AND HEAR HER SCREAMING, "OH DADDY YOU'RE SO SWEET, I WISH IT'S YOUR TURN EVERYDAY, I WILL SOON SEND THAT USELESS MAN AWAY.😂😂😂.#oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

@Szymansk_ii Goat meat is ready

[uclem @uclemuclem]

At this point na the baby inside dey control her sometimes, if she wakes you up @ 2am midnight to go get her hot akara at mama emeka’s akara spot no vex oh😂, just say ok and go outside and sit down till she sleep #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Abeg make nobody sleep i wan confess around 2:30 am 😔. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Advise without support is a waste of advise, try do am like this, try do am like that, see as e easy for una mouth 🙄, advisers. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Una don collect salary now lock up😒 na una dey hot now. #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

Ghost way dey WhatsApp pass the ones way day grave😂😂😂 #oncode

[uclem @uclemuclem]

@perkmaybe Hello

[uclem @uclemuclem]

@onyinyechukw903 My life

[uclem @uclemuclem]

@instablog9ja Life is unpredictable

[uclem @uclemuclem]

For you to go far in life, stay away from unserious people, especially the ones around you, they will kill your energy… #oncode