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@UCMAmbrose Any comment on the loss of Police Officer Gary Michael, a graduate of the Police Academy on Campus?

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@Night_Hawk_MATH @UCMPROBS Hey man, that hurts, I'm over here trying to learn how to adult and stuff.

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Tess! Marry me!

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If you guys see me running across campus today, it's not because I'm being chased I'm just trying to avoid being hit by a meteor #EndOfDays

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Just because we like star wars doesn't make us nerds. If you're having a lightsaber fight in the quad THAT makes you a nerd.

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Got added to a group text with random people. someone asked who I was so I said JOHN CENA.

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I watched somebody RKO his friend in the quad the other day. Needless to say that was a good way to start the day.

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Dropped one of my online classes because the teacher was a bitch. Used our last discussion board to tell her how I truly felt about her.

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It's amazing to see how fast all the cardinals apparel vanished and got replaced with Blues gear.

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When you see a college professor outside of class, avoid them at all costs.

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Andrea from Heroes, I'd be your hero!

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Emily Nosbush seriously is the best. I always love seeing her!

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How much money do you think the sororities and fraternities spend on all of this free stuff.

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Ah, yes, homecoming week. The week to get free shit if you say you'll support someone.

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Victoria M from AGD is beautiful

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I have the biggest crush on Emily Griffin on the soccer team.

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Shoutout to the warrensburg Fire department for wearing pink during breast cancer awareness month.

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Alicia Fletcher is awesome!

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Guy with the "fuck it" sticker on his truck ... You drive like a douchey asshole

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For those of you that don't read it the cops were investigating ucmo snaps