UCO Problems

hipsters annoy me
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[Kennedi Jarvi @KennediJarvi]

The people you see in buddy's.... @mollydevine007 @Raina_Is_Me @ucoprobs

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Can someone please flex me? Ill pay you back in sexual favors.

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Even though you're 80, I would still sleep with you for an A.

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@Sardisco22 you're and your. the difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

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After this movie, I'm going to start studying. I said that after the last movie too #hopeless

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f.i.n.a.l.s. = Fuck, I never actually leaned shit! #crunchtime

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"@ChristaTointigh: They only need ONE service parking.. They never use them anyways and that's a waste of a good parking space!" @ucoparking

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El library-o

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Ok that's enough retweeting for right now. Send ur best #ucoprobs tonight. Including picks are the best. #procrastination

[Nicole Underwood @nnicund]

I'm going to kill someone @ucoprobs #badparking #areyoukidding http://t.co/zoAKV6vL

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I always forget to go to class on Fridays.

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Condoms: $4.99 Huggies: $19.99
You make the call.

[Kennedi Jarvi @KennediJarvi]

Who drives the smart car and how do you always have such great parking spots? #UCO @ucoprobs