Here go some catchphrases to sound like an expert;
•”He’s going to help (insert team here)”
•”if he can put it together he’s going to be really good”
•”good shooter.”
•”he’s going to be good in two years.”
•”you win with guys like him.”
Richard Jefferson and Andre Iguodala debating who’s caught more bodies throughout their NBA career 😂
Iggy: “I got more bodies than you. I got bodies.”
RJ: “You got more bodies?”
Iggy: “Have you caught Yao Ming?”
RJ: “I can’t say, I caught Tim Duncan.”
Iggy: “I caught Tim Duncan too.”
RJ: “I caught Dwight Howard.”
Iggy: “That’s impressive.”
RJ: “With the left, off the right leg.”
Iggy: “I got somebody that does not get go.”
RJ: “Who?”
Iggy: “Rasheed Wallace, body to body”
RJ: “I got Dikembe [Mutombo]. I got Alonzo [Mourning].”
Iggy: “I got Alonzo too.”
RJ: “You really think you got more bodies than me?”
Iggy: “Yeh! I got bodies!”
RJ: “More hops is one thing, but more bodies? I was a body collector bro.”
via @Rjeff24
got a $50 light bill
I can randomly yell shit wit 0 judgement
The house is always quiet when I get home
Clothes stay in the dryer long as I want
Leftovers are always untouched
I can fuck wit the door open
Ain’t gotta share food when I get home
Them aint our snacks Them Smoke snacks
I can let one rip and keep it moving
I sleep/nap uninterrupted
I sleep in late as I want
Can play the game and cuss loud as I want
Everything is where I left it
I don’t have to answer any questions
I don’t have wear headphones for music
Toothpaste, soap, & shit paper last longer
Aint gotta do shit I don’t feel like doing
Ain’t no trails of hair all over the place
Thermostat is set to what EYE want
I don’t have to explain anything to anyone
And the only person I need to be considerate of is me
Will Smith reveals how he landed The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air at a party in Beverly Hills
“Benny Medina is actually the real life Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Benny had gone from Watts to Beverly Hills. He pitched me the show and I was like, yeah okay, that's cool”
“He invited me to Quincy's house. It was Quincy's birthday. I was in town and I was just going to meet Quincy. So we go and Quincy said, 'Hey, did Benny tell you about the show?' I said yeah, Benny told me, it's really cool”
“Quincy had been drinking a little bit that night and he was like, 'Alright, we're gonna do an audition.' I was like, what? There were a bunch of people in the room and Quincy wanted me to do an audition in the middle of his living room at a party”
“I was like, 'Yo Q, I can't do an audition. I haven't studied anything.' He took me in the other room and he was like, 'Okay, tell me what you need.' I was like, 'Q, I need a couple weeks. I'm not even really an actor. Let me get a script and then I can get something to work on’”
“He said, 'Oh, so you need two weeks?' I said yeah. He said, 'Well what's gonna happen in two weeks is Brandon Tartikoff, who's the head of NBC, something's gonna come up and he's not gonna be able to do it, so he's gonna postpone’”
“But right now everybody that needs to say yes to this show is sitting in my living room waiting for you to audition’”
“I was like, fuck it, give me 10 minutes”
“It was such a valuable lesson. There's very few things more powerful than just leaping. Just go. You have the dream, the opportunity is there, just go”
“I have no recollection of what I said and what I did. It was a total blank spot in my memory. It was just a standing ovation. Everybody stood up and clapped”
“Quincy pointed to the head of NBC and said, 'Did you like it?' He said yeah. Quincy had everybody's lawyers come to the house that night. He said, 'I need a deal memo tonight.' He understands magic”
Jeff Teague says de'aaron fox to the Houston rockets would be a good trade while the San Antonio Spurs would get Fred VanVleet to be a backup to Dylan harper that’s a win for both teams
Stephen A Smith says Kevin Garnett needs to watch his mouth/language when he talks basketball:
“Kevin Garnett has to watch his mouth. We need to listen to this man talk basketball. Kevin Garnett is special. I wish he was here with us right now… but the language, that’s the problem. That’s the only problem”