Udeen

funny sometimes

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

dick be hard as hell after you shave, like calm down boy you only getting a haircut 😭

[c @cokebeyc]

i always fantasize about getting some money out of nowhere

[VenomCat VA :3 @ven0mkid]

"booby trap" yeah man i'd also be trapped if boobies were involved

[@@ :v @2kysys]

cuando t gusta tanto qe te hace olvidar a tu ex del 2022

[A. @repkitteen]

perdón por disociarme mientras me hablabas, nos imaginé follando en todas las posiciones.

[Zellerin @famouszellerin4]

Beautiful marriages exist & I'm going to have one.

[Mia @stcywaifu]

unfortunately approaching the "i want to film a sextape" horny

[The Ticket 🎟️ @rnojaay]

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don't wanna go

[Mari Graciolli✨ @marigraciolli]

“xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender”

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて先っちょが土曜日入ってるから今日はお休み

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[ᤢᤢLapis | ꩜ @ssonettos]

Andando com o celular na mão porque se eu colocar no bolso a calça começa a cair

[minion bot @minions7u7]

yo i kien

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

What if we pressed both of our assholes together and farted at the same time

[owl ✧ @owlfukuro_]

i’m erectile at dis function

[۟ @goonercidal]

my penis is like a compass it always points in the direction of my lover

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

don’t ever “as a man” me

[AZ @wembazy]

it’s like seeing the Mona Lisa get painted