a depressed bitch

i'm depressed bitch, a 6ft tall skeletal lab technician @ purgatory labs dealing with all sorts of fabricated experiments w/ Stacy and the boys! :)

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

moar spaghetti

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Name one side that goes well with spaghetti 🍝

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

surely at least once someone has put a taki in their urethera and that keeps me up at night

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

Blair Witch? more like Wair Bitch, I can't find the remote.

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

Alright, everyone take 5 or whatever other number is available.

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

showing this movie to children so they know to conform to the norm around them and not question anything unless they WANT to burn alive as entertainment for everyone else

[House of Dracula (☥𝐃𝐁) @CountDraculaDB]

The Wicker Man (1973)

A film that cries out for more attention

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

sorry, i didn't want to tell you the truth, that everyone you've ever loved is paper mache but honestly oh my god how did you not notice they aren't THAT realistic..

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

"come with me if you want to give"

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

seeing the future in the past and stuttering in the present.

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

If you have a pet nearby you right now, remind yourself they are not only a lump of flesh, bones, and blood. But also they are superior to you and other humans in every conceivable way.

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

Politicians have 57% more pus than blood, we aren't sure why.

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

people call me a jack off altoids

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

"have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in again" "ma'am please, my child is in a coma"

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

Not sure if we'll do that again this year but we'll see, either way it's to have a change of pace!

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

The lab is going to be closed next week. There is still a search party looking for the infected vampire but in the meantime we take the 4th of July very seriously. We call it "Delusional America Day" because Americans always celebrate "freedom" on this date lol anyways...

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

Last year one of the days a bunch of us met up and a need by quarry, pretty big one too, and we just hurled dead politicians over the side of it and got drank the blood of overdose victims. We also listened to a lot of bizarre metal music and blew up some vehicles with C-4

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

going to make a movie kinda like "the happening" but called "what the fuckening"

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

this is what 80% of tests at the lab looks like

[Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁) @DyerbolicalDB]

Practical effects will always be superior to CGI.

(Bride of Re-Animator)

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Heath Ledger's diary while filming as 'The Joker'

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

Who want's to play a game of bloody fingers with me?