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[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

A man finds a locked wooden box in his wife's closet. He forces it open and finds two empty beer bottles and $10,000 in cash.

When he confronts her, she breaks down in tears.

"I'm so sorry," she confesses. "Every time I cheated on you during our marriage, I drank a beer and put the empty bottle in that box."

The husband is stunned, but he thinks about it. Two bottles in 20 years? I can forgive that.

"Okay, I forgive you," he says. "But what about the $10,000?"

She looks at the floor. "Whenever the box got full, I took the bottles to the recycling center and cashed them in." 💀

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