Udit Chaturvedi

getting rejected by girls is my second fav hobby,
simping 24×7 on them is still first.

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

@DrRPNishank sir jaldi bole. Mujhe padhne ke liye panvel nahi foreign nikalna hai

#boardexams2021 #cbseboardexams #Boardexams2021matter #Exams2021

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

Agar mere college mein bhi bollywood day jaisa kuch concept hota toh mai for sure ye ban ke jata 😜

#Mumbai #college

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

she asked me how much do you love me?

i replied jitna hum sab ke #SpotifyWrapped ko arijit singh se hai 🤌🏻😭

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

mere papa bhi #spotifyad ki tarah hai. kal mai baith ke phone chala raha tha toh gane lage "kuch kariye kuch kariye nas nas meri khole" and then suddenly he switched too "tera yaar hoon mai". maine dekha toh pata laga ki behen aayi hai or behen ke jate hi vapis "kuch kariye" 😭

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

few are posting "AP DHILLON played the most", few are posting "KANYE played the most", even few i mean class 8-10 daku lover students are posting "SHUBH played the most"

but deep down only i know that this year, i was played the most.

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

saal ka wo time aa chuka hai jaha sab spotify lagayenge except me.
kyuki mai spotify ni sirf baap ke taane sunta hoon 👍🏻

#SpotifyWrapped연말결산

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

@shanya_9 Hi, I'm in

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

Mai earthquake ka kya wait karu meri life toh Bina earthquake ke idhar udhar hui padi hai :)

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

other laws to icai in today's paper was same like the word 'shiva' was for isha in #Brahmastra

#camemes

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

you've only two options today. either pkmkb or pkmkb. nothing in between 🥰

#WCC2022

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

pinned a doubt around 6am in my class study grp. checked it around 8 and got many replies with the solution. OVERWHELMED 🥺🥺

samajh ni aa raha itne log mere liye available hai ye dekh emotional hona hai ya ye concept bhi exist krta hai or ni padha wo dekh ke rona hai 😃👍🏻

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

Dream is to wake up with her sweet goodmorning selfies but destiny chosed to wake me up after mummy's chappal 😊

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

@xxanushkaaxx and Ranbir in brahmastra, "I wish i could turn it on"

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

you're as important to me as whatsapp is to desi parents 🤌🏻

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

@rupkathahahaha Girls end up making bestfriend at end 🥴

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

@PriyanshDhokai @rushikazz Chad

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

Cattles are our national assets. High time to draw attention of concerned authorities towards this before it gets too late.

#SaveCows

[संस्कारी मानस 🥀 @sanskarimanas]

75000+ cows have died so far.
Neither the govt nor the media is taking it seriously. Vaccine production is yet to begin!

We must pressurize govt by making this trend on top so that they can handle it on Fast - track basis.

#SaveCows

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

stay in peace, legend 🙏🏻🥀

[Piyush Goyal @PiyushGoyal]

Thank you for the laughs #RajuSrivastava

Om Shanti 🙏

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

hey girl are you an auditor's signature cs you value so much to me 😩

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

i don't want promises. just give me absolute assurance that you won't leave me ever 🤌🏻

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

@PriyanshDhokai I wish king

[Udit Chaturvedi @uditc05]

chikni chameli in #Brahmashtra is a proof that "it is always hard to move on" 😔😔😔😔