Goblins United

I’m swimming

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Theres this crazy dog in cams studio, its on so much crack that it wont obey me

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@ParkerM9909 @Papanomalyxd Yesir

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@anomalyxd @Papanomalyxd It runs as well as Stephen Hawkins

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As Ghandi once famously said........Hi i’m Ghandi

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I have become one with darkness, light barely enters my pores, it is time...i have ascended to the likes of owls and racoons. Sleep eluded me until the sun rises

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Anyone else ever just shit in the forest? Yeah me neither haha

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I am mere moments away from becoming nocturnal

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Baba bouey baba bouey, words spoken by the ancients

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I like blue and green, but how can you choose one over the other?

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Why didn’t the kpop stans cancel hitler

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All i gotta say today is POGGERS

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Somedays are just Yknow?

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Oh shit i didn’t wipe 😳

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Just taking a shit hbu

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@Fitba Poggers has becoem part of my daily vocabulary

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Fuck me? Go right ahead

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@ChamboKong @LilNasX So fucking cool omg

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We in a mood rn, the ones that flow and ebb like the seasons of change

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Nothing feels worse than the dumbfuck who facetimes you the second time and that phone be ringing, smh get outta here fool

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I love, absolutely love, being a goblin, cuz who else you gon be