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a-p-p, not app. apologies if you are looking for computer software information.

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@desusnice

[Jack Prescott @JackPrescottX]

Dr. Alex Karp came out white-hot at the Reagan National Defense Forum today and it just kept getting better and better. Every time he spoke was a mic-drop moment.

Alex Karp is one of the most important people in the entire world.

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@desusnice

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Last night we had a small leak under our kitchen sink. My wife and I briefly discussed buying some liner to put on the bottom of the cabinet, incase it happens again. Nothing was googled, just a verbal conversation. Anyway, today I saw this and now I’m in QAnon.

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@McJesse Terrifying. Also, it's good liner we have it under our sink.

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@kaminskymethod https://t.co/RjLKHmtN54

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me on the clock during my fantasy draft

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Just for fun let’s get Mambo No. 5 on the Billboard Top 100 again.

[Flea @flea333]

Just dropped my phone into a plate of scrambled eggs. The eggs got all up in the microphone holes and shit

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My fall plans. The Delta variant.

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@tedcruz

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You know what we don't let smokers do? Smoke in indoor public spaces, because it creates health risks for those around it.

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You know what we don't let smokers do? Smoke in indoor public spaces, because it creates health risks for those around it.

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@JeffPassan fangraphs data from 2019, same time frames. Similar deviations:

april 1-june 2 2019:.253/.322/.426
June 3-June 20 2019:.256/.324/.443
Jun 21-June 30 2019:.261/.326/.442

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@JeffPassan Where are these numbers coming from? How does this compare over the same time frame in previous years? Hitting numbers usually climb in June. How much does this deviate from the norm?

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@CharlesPPierce WAP

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I don't know if anyone checks my twitter, I usually don't, but there's a pretty intense New York Council meeting going on now with protesters describing their first-hand experiences with police during protests. https://t.co/nOhaTsWXTY

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I go #5 with a side of ketchup

[French's @Frenchs]

How do you squeeze your yellow mustard? 🌭

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Better game for this: marry, fuck, kill

[Triscuit @TheRealTriscuit]

You’re on a desert island 🏝 and can only have ONE Triscuit flavor with you 😭 What are you bringing? #BringIt

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@shanenutrition Is this real or did your account get hacked?

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Me every time I watch one of the President’s coronavirus briefings: