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tired and over caffeinated

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It’s been over a month since I last bought a vape and tomorrow will be a week that I haven’t drank alcohol. This is just a reminder to myself for how good I feel

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I don’t know why I thought I could steal someone’s skateboard last night to get to the bar faster. I think my foot is slightly broken.

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I hope everyone had a great Christmas except for the impatient assholes that came into the bar last night. They made me learn to truly hate Christmas.

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My plants are doing great. Just wave at them every once in a while…

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I could eat before work OR I could have a third cold brew so I don’t get hungry at work

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@MacketNasty I support

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The couple sitting next to me right now are the most annoying and judgmental individuals and not in a fun way.

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Please don’t ask people for their numbers after they tell you they are not single. It’s rude.

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@randy_ill Should’ve stopped and said hi!

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Was excited to finally have the energy go to the gym this morning instead I’ve of been dumping water out of my flooding bath tub until maintenance has a chance to come stop it….

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Quitting a job and having your coworkers text you saying “congratulations” is my favorite thing

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The word “forwarded” really just doesn’t sit well with me.

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Do people realize that it doesn’t matter if you’re first in line to board, the plane will take off at the same time.

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Children with zero manners need to fucking relax

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Sat at the bar to visit a friend with no intentions to order a drink. The bartender listed everything as to why I needed a drink, including crippling anxiety. I now have tequila in my hand.

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@randy_ill You’re asking for to much

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I’m getting really good at locking myself out of my apartment

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I just paid $13 for two shots and two beers. I’m not in San Diego anymore

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Facts: I get more nervous to go to a new gym than I do on a first date.

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Holy hangover