Udtakumar

Baba , you are beautiful!

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A person.

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

What makes a person ugly?

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Government to introduce Traffic signals for B’lore Metro’s soon!

[Shruti @Shruwa12]

Moved to Bangalore and now I'm spending half of my life changing metro and other half walking to college and back.

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Taxes zyada nahi hai
Tumlog ka package hi kum hai!
#Budget2023

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Economy kharab nahi hai
Tum Sab Gareeb ho!
#GeneralElection2022

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If you build a website for Orphans
Will it have a HOMEpage? #thursdaymorning

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We have reached a point in life where all we need is a Good Listener.

Just dont judge , talk , empathize, sympathize.

Just , Just , Listen!
& Leave.

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Hypothetical

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Be good to your body and watch what it does for you

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Next up , Wife! Come on gurl.

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Surprise mf!

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Boys Hostels are no less than Nat Geo shows.

[Vanshika @durr_rahomujhse]

Girls hostels are no less than starplus shows

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Every Man has 2 Lives , the second one starts when he realises he has JUST ONE.

- Ravikant Naval.

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Cheating , wbu?

[t @thatbitchht]

loyal men, wyd rn?

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Imposter last mein mil hi gaya....Gf?

[Neil @Neil_legstrong]

Girlfriend is just like the Imposter, dono he nai mil rahe

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"Loving you was a loosing game"

Doesnt apply to people who grew up playing Roadrash.
@dunclaurence #love

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In Punjab , they Singh about my dry Life everyday.

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Iyer...

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I gulp all my puri's without even tasting it before my pani puri bhaiya serves me the next one to match his speed.
I should stop thinking about Bhaiya judging me and taste pani puri "ONCE". Period

#WorldHypertensionDay

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Aint ugly , Still a "bro"

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Mumbai Traffic police! Every single day 🥲